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by Dennard Dayle

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+112.00
 

-13.00

 

 

 

 

-600.00
 

 

-13.20

 

 

 

 

-40.00
 

 

 

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-42.00

 

 

 

-320.00
 

 

 

-10.04
 

 

 

-5.00
 

 

-6.00

Omega Mart: Payroll
 

Thompson Psychiatric: Appointment Cancellation
Fee

 

Galatea Jewelers: 22K Wedding Band, 2x
 

BookJungle - The Helpless Moron's Guide to Wedding Planning, by Ronald Jones
 

Leo’s Deli: Dick Javert’s Semi-Premium Whiskey
 

Leo’s Deli: Dick Javert’s Semi-Premium Whiskey
 

Leo’s Deli: Dick Javert’s Premium Whiskey
 

Overdraft Fee
 

Wire Transfer from Mary Holton
 

ATM Withdrawal
 

Leo’s Deli: Spark Cola (Cherrysplosion)
 

CareerRocket: Deluxe Job Hunter’s Membership
 

Omega Mart: Deluxe High-Thread Resume Paper
 

Leo’s Deli: Dick Javert’s Sub-Premium Whiskey
 

BookJungle: The Stud's Guide to Slut-Slaying, by Maximilian Tuck
 

Omega Mart: LumberJacked Cologne
 

Omega Mart: Ajax Protein Powder
 

Iron Works Fitness Center: 6 Month Membership
 

Omega Mart: LumberJacked Body Wash
 

Leo’s Deli: Spark Cola (ChocoRampage)
 

BookJungle: Castrated - Why Social Justice Insurgents Defanged Real America, By Anna Cameron
 

Taco Queen: Jumbo Beef Pinata
 

FedLoan Servicing - Unsubsidized Loan Installment, Automatic Deduction
 

Overdraft fee
 

Wire Transfer from Jack Holton Sr.
 

ATM Withdrawal
 

BookJungle: Ass-hammered: How Degeneracy Broke Western Marriage, By Anna Cameron
 

MusicBox: Maximum Boys - Better Off Alone [Cover]
 

MusicBox: Maximum Boys - Love Wilts [Single]
 

Kanojo Studios: Virtual Fiance
 

Libidex: AutoFap Mechanical Pleasure Aid
 

MusicBox: Maximum Boys - So She’s Gone [Album]
 

MusicBox: Maximum Boys - Best of the Maximum Boys [Album]
 

AmeriRail: Milwaukee to Penn Station, One Way
 

Iron Works Fitness Center: Partial Refund
 

MaxFans.com: Maximum Boys Baseball Cap
 

Leo’s Deli: Spark Cola (Eggscellent)
 

BookJungle: Facefucked - How the Liberal Elite Strangled the American Dream, by Anna Cameron
 

Leo’s Deli: Spark Cola (BananaMax)
 

Backyard Commando: Red-Dot Aiming Sight
 

Omega Mart: Personalized Birthday Cake
 

Ticketmaster: Maximum Boys Farewell Tour, Jameson Theater
 

Backyard Commando: JV-12 Semi-automatic Rifle
 

MaxFans.com: Maximum Boys T-shirt
 

AmeriRail: In-trip Wi-Fi
 

Jameson Theater: Spark Cola (VanILLa)​

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175.30
 

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171.30
 

 

 

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141.00
 

 

 

126.00
 

 

 

 

118.00
 

 

 

101.00
 

 

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34.00
 

 

 

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18.00

 

 

 

 

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-500.00
 

 

 

 

-535.00
 

+1059.00
 

 

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341.06
 

 

 

 

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Author's Note

I hoped that this story would be outdated by now. But our better angels don’t always prevail. In fact, our better angels seem to have disappeared. If you see them, please tell them to come home. We miss them, and all is forgiven.

Jokes aside, I enjoy finding unexpected ways to tell a story. After writing a fake personals ad for a (spoiler) mass shooter, I thought it’d be interesting to observe the same character through his purchase history. Given consumerism’s grip on our lives, few things define us like our spending.

Dennard Dayle is a Brooklyn-based writer. He studied at Princeton and Columbia, where he said a great deal but learned very little. According to the NYPD, he resembles a suspect. He insults the president every week on his personal site.

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