Author's Note

I hoped that this story would be outdated by now. But our better angels don’t always prevail. In fact, our better angels seem to have disappeared. If you see them, please tell them to come home. We miss them, and all is forgiven.

Jokes aside, I enjoy finding unexpected ways to tell a story. After writing a fake personals ad for a (spoiler) mass shooter, I thought it’d be interesting to observe the same character through his purchase history. Given consumerism’s grip on our lives, few things define us like our spending.

Dennard Dayle is a Brooklyn-based writer. He studied at Princeton and Columbia, where he said a great deal but learned very little. According to the NYPD, he resembles a suspect. He insults the president every week on his personal site.



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Transaction Description

  • Omega Mart: Payroll

  • Thompson Psychiatric: Appointment Cancellation
    Fee

  • Galatea Jewelers: 22K Wedding Band, 2x

  • BookJungle - The Helpless Moron's Guide to Wedding Planning, by Ronald Jones

  • Leo’s Deli: Dick Javert’s Semi-Premium Whiskey

  • Leo’s Deli: Dick Javert’s Semi-Premium Whiskey

  • Leo’s Deli: Dick Javert’s Premium Whiskey

  • Overdraft Fee

  • Wire Transfer from Mary Holton

  • ATM Withdrawal

  • Leo’s Deli: Spark Cola (Cherrysplosion)

  • CareerRocket: Deluxe Job Hunter’s Membership

  • Omega Mart: Deluxe High-Thread Resume Paper

  • Leo’s Deli: Dick Javert’s Sub-Premium Whiskey

  • BookJungle: The Stud's Guide to Slut-Slaying, by Maximilian Tuck

  • Omega Mart: LumberJacked Cologne

  • Omega Mart: Ajax Protein Powder

  • Iron Works Fitness Center: 6 Month Membership

  • Omega Mart: LumberJacked Body Wash

  • Leo’s Deli: Spark Cola (ChocoRampage)

  • BookJungle: Castrated - Why Social Justice Insurgents Defanged Real America, By Anna
    Cameron

  • Taco Queen: Jumbo Beef Pinata

  • FedLoan Servicing - Unsubsidized Loan Installment, Automatic Deduction

  • Overdraft fee

  • Wire Transfer from Jack Holton Sr.

  • ATM Withdrawal

  • BookJungle: Ass-hammered: How Degeneracy Broke Western Marriage, By Anna Cameron

  • MusicBox: Maximum Boys - Better Off Alone
    [Cover]

  • MusicBox: Maximum Boys - Love Wilts [Single]

  • Kanojo Studios: Virtual Fiance

  • Libidex: AutoFap Mechanical Pleasure Aid

  • MusicBox: Maximum Boys - So She’s Gone
    [Album]

  • MusicBox: Maximum Boys - Best of the Maximum Boys [Album]

  • AmeriRail: Milwaukee to Penn Station, One Way

  • Iron Works Fitness Center: Partial Refund

  • MaxFans.com: Maximum Boys Baseball Cap

  • Leo’s Deli: Spark Cola (Eggscellent)

  • BookJungle: Facefucked - How the Liberal Elite Strangled the American Dream, by Anna Cameron

  • Leo’s Deli: Spark Cola (BananaMax)

  • Backyard Commando: Red-Dot Aiming Sight

  • Omega Mart: Personalized Birthday Cake

  • Ticketmaster: Maximum Boys Farewell Tour, Jameson Theater

  • Backyard Commando: JV-12 Semi-automatic Rifle

  • MaxFans.com: Maximum Boys T-shirt

  • AmeriRail: In-trip Wi-Fi

  • Jameson Theater: Spark Cola (VanILLa)

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by Dennard Dayle